...because Internet Explorer sucks donkey balls
American macrobrewed beer [e.g., Budweiser, Miller, Coors] is like a canoe...they are both effin close to water.
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Trying's not important. Truck drivers could try. If I brought truck drivers in, sat them down and told them I was going to pay them $800,000 per year, they'd try from 3:00 am to midnight. I don't want tryers. I want doers. Try, hell. For $800,000 a year, I'd wrestle piranhas. -- Tommy Lasorda
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Jean Gourd, Ph.D.
Associate Professor of Computer Science
College of Engineering and Science
Louisiana Tech University
P.O. Box 10348
Ruston, LA 71272