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Woot's Current Deal

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Woot has a new deal every day. It may sell out in 10 minutes, or they may have some left over when they change to a new deal at midnight. The great thing about it is, no matter what they're selling, shipping is just $5! Every once in a while, they have a "Woot Off" where, once they sell out of an item, they put up a new deal. Sometimes, I think it would be nice to have some sort of notice of woot's current deal on my home page (which isn't woot.com by the way). Since they provide an RSS feed, I figure I'd code something to make it easy for me to put it on my home page. It's a simple PHP script. Enjoy it below.

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:21 -0600

Woot! - One Day, One Deal

Baby, I’m sorry.

As a show of good faith and contrition in light of my infidelity, I’ve gotten you a gift.

“I can’t believe you thought you could bribe me with-”

“It’s not a bribe! It’s a gift! It’s a gift to say, ‘I’m sorry,’ and ‘Thank you for sticking with me despite my incredibly poor judgment.’ It’s a 64GB Apple iPad!”

“It’s refurbished!”

“It’s APPLE RECERTIFIED! That’s different! That’s better! You can play games and download apps and surf the web. Come on, I know you’ve wanted one of these!”

“Kobe’s wife got a huge diamond.”

“Well, if I had Kobe’s money you would too, okay? But I’m not working with Kobe money. And I guarantee if Kobe was a mid-tier Systems Administrator this is what he would buy his wife after drunkenly kissing his college girlfriend at a reunion dinner, okay?”

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

 

 

Warranty: 1 Year Apple

Condition: Apple Recertified

Features:

Additional Photos:

Specifications:
Capacity: 64GB flash drive
Processor: 1GHz Apple A4 custom-designed, high-performance, low-power system-on-a-chip
Display: 9.7-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit glossy widescreen Multi-Touch display with IPS technology, 1024-by-768-pixel resolution at 132 pixels per inch (ppi); Fingerprint-resistant oleophobic coating; Support for display of multiple languages and characters simultaneously
Battery & Power: Built-in 25-watt-hour rechargeable lithium-polymer battery; Up to 10 hours of surfing the web on Wi-Fi, watching video, or listening to music; Up to 9 hours of surfing the web using 3G data network; Charging via power adapter or USB to computer system
Input and Output: Dock connector port; 3.5-mm stereo headphone jack; Built-in speaker, microphone; Micro-SIM card tray
Sensors: Accelerometer; Ambient light sensor
Wireless & Cellular: Wi-Fi (802.11a/b/g/n); Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR technology; UMTS/HSDPA (850, 1900, 2100 MHz); GSM/EDGE (850, 900, 1800, 1900 MHz); Data only
Audio Playback: Frequency response: 20Hz to 20,000Hz; Audio formats supported: HE-AAC (V1), AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, and 4), Apple Lossless, AIFF, and WAV; User-configurable maximum volume limit
TV and Video: Support for 1024 by 768 pixels with Dock Connector to VGA Adapter; 576p and 480p with Apple Component AV Cable; 576i and 480i with Apple Composite AV Cable; H.264 video up to 720p, 30 frames per second, Main Profile level 3.1 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps per channel, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; Motion JPEG (M-JPEG) up to 35 Mbps, 1280 by 720 pixels, 30 frames per second, audio in ulaw, PCM stereo audio in .avi file format
Mail Attachment Support: Viewable document types: .jpg, .tiff, .gif (images); .doc and .docx (Microsoft Word); .htm and .html (web pages); .key (Keynote); .numbers (Numbers); .pages (Pages); .pdf (Preview and Adobe Acrobat); .ppt and .pptx (Microsoft PowerPoint); .txt (text); .rtf (rich text format); .vcf (contact information); .xls and .xlsx (Microsoft Excel)
Languages: Language support for English, French, German, Japanese, Dutch, Italian, Spanish, Simplified Chinese, Russian; Keyboard support for English (U.S.), English (UK), French (France, Canada), German, Japanese (QWERTY), Dutch, Flemish, Spanish, Italian, Simplified Chinese (Handwriting and Pinyin), Russian; Dictionary support for English (U.S.), English (UK), French, French (Canadian), French (Swiss), German, Japanese, Dutch, Flemish, Spanish, Italian, Simplified Chinese (Handwriting and Pinyin), Russian
Location: Wi-Fi; Digital compass; Assisted GPS; Cellular
Accessibility: Support for playback of closed-captioned content; VoiceOver screen reader; Full-screen zoom magnification; White on black display; Mono audio
Dimensions: 9.56"(H) x 7.47"(W) x 0.5"(D)
Weight: 1.6 lbs

 

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